NipAlert

A GPS-Driven app that gives the location of a woman with erect nipples.

Introducing NipAlert: The future of mobile telephony.

NipAlert is an App that combines practicality with personality: No longer do you have to go outside and look for erect nipples; they come right to you.

What if I told you there was an app on the mahket that allowed you to see the location of erect nipples?

DISCLAIMER: This app is a reference to a TV Show and is for comedy purposes only. Before leaving a review saying this is sexist please go watch the show. It is funny.