Funny Quotes

搞笑語錄（脫機工作）

Funny Quotes 2017

- Is it a tight day?

- Are you looking for something funny?

- You want your friends laughing?

- You want to make fun of your jealousy?

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Make your life fun first

You always have to smile to win in life

● One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

● Hayat her zaman ikinci bir şans önerir. Buna yarın denir.

● I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

●How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

● I'm not afraid to die. I just don't like the thought of being gone so long!

● Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time....