Best Ways To Dump Someone

大人のように誰かをダンプするための最良の方法！

There are several staples of adulthood. Paying your own bills. Making yourself shower. Trying not to have wine for dinner every night. And handling your breakups like a grown up. I'm not talking about getting dumped. All bets are off when it comes to ugly crying into your super large pizza. I'm talking about when it's your turn to end the relationship. That's the true test of your adulting skills.

Actually, texting wasn't even really a thing. At least, not as much as it is today (#olding). Now technology has enabled people to be cruel to each other in ways we couldn't imagine back in my day (you kids get off my lawn!).

Ready to start taking responsibility for yourself when relationships end, too? Well lucky for you, I have a giant list of ways to dump someone like a grown up. Because while drama is sometimes inevitable, it doesn't have to happen because you went out and started it. You can do you with a clear conscience and sleep like a champ every single night. And we all know that good sleep is like the true holy grail of adulthood. Am I right?